Emperor Belichick Strikes Again: Cuts Newton, Names Jones Starter

Ezra James
4 min readAug 31, 2021
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He did it. The mad man truly did it. The very idea was so out-of-place no one had the vision nor the guts to execute it, but Bill Palpatine Belichick did. This is why he’s head and shoulders above any other coach in league history, and I am tired of pretending otherwise. While everyone else in one step behind he is two steps forward regardless of whether his ideas work or not…

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Ezra James

Absurd journalist and essayist from the outskirts of Shambhala.