Monty Python and Moving to England (Probably)

I can’t speak for many of the fellow humans that occupy my habitat, but I am sick and tired of pretending to be happy with my surroundings. The whole rut stinks to high doses of carbon monoxide, and while I don’t know much about chemistry, I do believe that means it’s very deadly. Who would’ve thought that seeing the same shit over and over again could produce carbon monoxide? Science, what an interesting…

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Absurd journalist and essayist from the outskirts of Shambhala. Email: ezraijamesfromgb@gmail.com Twitter: @igrabvansmiles

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Ezra I. James

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Absurd journalist and essayist from the outskirts of Shambhala. Email: ezraijamesfromgb@gmail.com Twitter: @igrabvansmiles

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